If You’re Feeling Sinister

Back in 2000, before the internet was a household mainstay, I was flipping through Time Magazine. I ran across a little blurb about a Scottish band named Belle and Sebastian.

Apples, Peanuts, and Tofu

I was standing in the kitchen folding laundry, listening to a podcast. It was a Sunday afternoon. Amanda was taking a nap; the kids were upstairs playing video games. It was a quiet, normal, peaceful day. It was April 26, 2015.

It’s Mann-Romey Day!

I recently sent a text message to our family group chat. I asked them if we had any holiday traditions that they look forward to or that makes them feel good. Instead of the sincere answers I was hoping for, they immediately started spamming the thread with things such as our annual front yard book burning or stealing the baby Jesuses from front yard nativity scenes.

Getting Stalked by a Turtle

Waiting for a hurricane really is like watching a murder-turtle choose which way it will go, then slowly make its way, then suddenly change its mind.

Happy 4th.

I thought I knew what I stood for–what I believed in. Looking back, though, I realize I was a brainwashed fool. It was definitely not one of my finer moments.

Painted From Memory–An Exercise in Saudade

I knew Burt Bacharach’s music–he had written for the Carpenters and his songs for Dione Warwick are legendary. His music was on the regular rotation on the easy listening radio station I would listen to to unwind. However, in full transparency, I did not know who Elvis Costello was, I had heard the name, but was not familiar with his music. I have always liked the mixing of genres and the blending of musical styles to create new music.

Part 4-Chugging Mylanta

We’d been following one of the church’s parishioners: Travis. When we arrived he quickly exited his car, approached us, and embarrassedly apologized for the state of the trailer. As we entered, I had to hold my breath because of the smell of mold. I just stared at the torn shower curtain just hanging.

My stomach was in knots at this point.

Hopefully 2022 won’t say: “Hey 2021, hold my beer.”

For the time being I can pretend that: There isn’t a ranging pandemic sweeping through our lives. We are not breaking records for new Covid cases. Betty White did not just die.

Nostalgia, Part 2–May The Force Be With You–And, Also With You

One night, I was watching the Muppet Show. This episode was about Luke Skywalker, R2D2, and C3PO storming through the wall of the theatre looking for Chewbacca. I remember watching and thinking--who are these characters?--this was not normal fare for The Muppet Show. What is this “Star Wars?” I vaguely recall thinking "I am now going to like Star Wars".

Nostalgia, Part 1–Dune

It is the movie that if I were channel surfing and saw that it was on, I would stop and watch it.